big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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