Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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