she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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