There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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