you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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