what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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