never play flip cup with pint glasses
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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