When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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