I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's not a walk of shame if you run
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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