You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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