you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Randomize
