Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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