So drunk its hurt
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
