i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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