She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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