What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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