I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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