he shaved USA in his pubs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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