haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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