I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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