I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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