Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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