so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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