She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Life is so much better after having sex.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize
