Pregnant stripper...not hot.
its not stalking. its research.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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