i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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