I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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