she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
