We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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