It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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