I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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