Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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