I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Randomize
