Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
My dick has a subreddit
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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