New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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