Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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