what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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