i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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