Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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