just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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