I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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