Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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