Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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