is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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