And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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