But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
send nudes
from the living room?
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