Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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