I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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