I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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