Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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