I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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