remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Randomize
