Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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