So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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