I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
