I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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