i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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