some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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