she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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